FORM YT-AD4: Consent of State to Adoption - ALASKA

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TERRITORIAL COURT OF YUKON
FAMILY DIVISION

FORM YT-AD4: CONSENT OF STATE TO ADOPTION

State: Alaska
Proposed Adoptive Parent: Yukon Territory
Form Note: Yes, we know we're bigger. We've thought about this.

STATEMENT OF CONSENT

I, THE STATE OF ALASKA, do hereby consent to my adoption by Yukon Territory, and I acknowledge this is unusual.

1. IDENTITY

I am Alaska. I am:

  • The largest state in the Union by far (663,300 square miles—Texas can sit down)
  • The least densely populated state (1.3 people per square mile)
  • Home to 730,000 people who chose to live at the edge of the world
  • The Last Frontier, and we mean it
  • Purchased from Russia in 1867 for $7.2 million (about 2 cents per acre—good deal)
  • Called "Seward's Folly" until they found the gold. And the oil. Who's laughing now?

I am also:

  • Larger than my proposed adoptive parent by a factor of approximately 3.4
  • More populous than my proposed adoptive parent by a factor of approximately 16
  • Aware that this is weird
  • Consenting anyway

2. WHY A SMALLER TERRITORY?

Some may ask why Alaska, the largest state, would consent to adoption by Yukon, a territory with the population of a modest Anchorage suburb.

Our answer:

  1. Size isn't everything. Texas has been telling itself it's special because of size for years. Look where that got them. What matters is understanding, and Yukon understands us.
  2. They get it. Yukon knows what it means to be northern. To be remote. To be ignored by a distant capital that sees you as a resource extraction zone rather than a home. Washington, D.C. is 4,400 km away. They think of us when they want oil or military bases. Otherwise, we're an afterthought.
  3. Whitehorse is closer. Whitehorse is 175 km from our border. Ottawa is far, but Whitehorse is right there. We can literally drive there. We do drive there, for healthcare, because it's often easier than flying to Anchorage.
  4. Healthcare. Do you know what it costs to get medevaced from rural Alaska to Seattle? Do you know how many Alaskans have gone bankrupt from medical emergencies? Yukon is offering us a system where that doesn't happen. We're listening.
  5. They asked. Yukon asked us. They didn't assume. They didn't demand. They said, "Would you like to be part of our family?" When's the last time Washington asked us what we wanted?

3. UNDERSTANDING OF THE ARRANGEMENT

I, Alaska, understand that:

  • I will become part of Canada, a country I already share 2,475 km of border with;
  • Yukon will be my... parent? Guardian? Partner? (We're still working out the terminology);
  • I will gain universal healthcare, which frankly is the main thing;
  • I will lose some things—my stars on the flag, my identity as American, my Permanent Fund dividend (we need to talk about that one);
  • I will be governed by a territory that I could theoretically outvote 16-to-1, but we've agreed that's not how this will work;
  • Russia is going to have feelings about this, and those feelings are not our problem.

4. THE SIZE QUESTION

Let's address this directly.

MetricYukonAlaskaRatio
Population~45,000~730,000Alaska 16x larger
Area482,443 km²1,723,337 km²Alaska 3.6x larger
GDP~$3 billion CAD~$55 billion USDAlaska ~15x larger
Understanding of Northern LifeCompleteCompleteEqual
Healthcare SystemUniversalBankruptcy-AdjacentYukon infinitely better

Yes, Alaska is bigger in almost every measurable way. But parenting isn't about size. It's about care, understanding, and commitment. Yukon has those. Yukon also has healthcare. We want the healthcare.

5. WHAT WE BRING

Alaska offers the following to this union:

  • Land: So much land. Land for days. Land you haven't even seen yet.
  • Resources: Oil (complicated), natural gas (less complicated), minerals, fish, timber
  • Strategic Position: Bering Strait access, Arctic presence, Pacific rim position
  • Wildlife: Bears (many), moose (too many), caribou (herds), whales, eagles, everything
  • Beauty: Denali, glaciers, the aurora, coastlines that go forever
  • People: 730,000 people who are tough, independent, and ready for something different
  • Indigenous Knowledge: Yup'ik, Inupiaq, Tlingit, Haida, Athabascan peoples who have lived here for millennia

6. CONDITIONS

Alaska's consent is given subject to:

  1. Universal healthcare from day one. Non-negotiable.
  2. Respect for Alaska Native sovereignty and land claims. This is sacred.
  3. The Permanent Fund situation needs resolution. Alaskans get dividend checks. We need to talk about what replaces that.
  4. We keep "The Last Frontier" as our motto. Canada can't make us change it.
  5. Iditarod continues. Yukon Quest continues. The dogs don't care about borders.
  6. We get real representation, not just token acknowledgment. We're big. We matter.
  7. Someone explains to Russia that this is none of their business.

7. SIGNATURE

SIGNED this _____ day of __________, 20____

At Juneau, Alaska, looking out at the water and the mountains and thinking about what comes next.

___________________________________
THE STATE OF ALASKA
By: The Governor
Witnessed by: Denali (the mountain doesn't sign, but it watches everything)
"North to the Future"—and apparently, the future is north of us too

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