A Fairy Tale of Flute Loops and Fiscal Fantasies
Once upon a press release, in the troubled town of Canuckland, the people were drowning in woes: housing was scarce, food was costly, the internet still came in monthly envelopes, and no one could remember what a “balanced budget” even looked like.
The townsfolk cried out for help, but all the mayor could offer were apologies, photo ops, and another task force made of soggy croissants and red tape.