Legal Process

PROVINCE OF SASKATCHEWAN

"Land of Living Skies"

Relationship to Applicant: Interdependent Partner / Eastern Neighbor / The One Who Stayed

TO THE HONOURABLE COURT OF KING'S BENCH OF ALBERTA:

I, the Province of Saskatchewan, make this reference freely and without compensation, though I do note that Alberta still owes me for that time in 1947 when their survey team "accidentally" moved three fence posts onto my side of the fourth meridian.

ACCESS AGREEMENT

In the Matter of the Adoption of Texas by Alberta

Court File No. 2026-SALBERTA-001

THIS ACCESS AGREEMENT is made as of the 23rd day of January, 2026

BETWEEN:

THE PROVINCE OF ALBERTA (hereinafter "the Custodial Parent" or "Alberta")

AND:

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (hereinafter "the Non-Custodial Parent" or "the USA")

WITH RESPECT TO:

EXHIBIT A

AGREEMENT FOR CONSIDERATION

In the Matter of the Adoption of Texas by Alberta

Court File No. 2026-SALBERTA-001

THIS AGREEMENT is made as of the 23rd day of January, 2026

BETWEEN:

THE PROVINCE OF ALBERTA (hereinafter "the Adoptive Parent" or "Alberta")

• A responsible adult jurisdiction of 120 years
• Acting through its citizens in good faith and mild exasperation

AND:

In the Matter of the Adoption of Texas by Alberta: A Brief on Impossible Jurisprudence

Let's be clear from the outset: there is no legal mechanism for this to happen.

The Canadian Constitution does not contemplate acquiring American states. The United States Constitution does not permit states to join foreign nations. International law does not recognize satirical civic movements as legitimate governmental actors. No court on Earth has jurisdiction to grant what we're about to ask for.

And yet.