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Approved in Currency and Economic Integration

Loonies, Toonies, and the Transition

Let's address the elephant in the room: money.

Current Reality:

  • Manitoba uses the Canadian Dollar (CAD)
  • Minnesota uses the US Dollar (USD)
  • Exchange rates fluctuate (currently ~$1 CAD = $0.70-0.75 USD, though this changes)

The Options:

Option A: Full CAD Adoption Minnesota transitions to Canadian Dollar over defined period.

Manitoba
Approved in Jets & Youth Hockey Development

Two Arenas, One Dream

Hockey isn't just a sport here. It's identity. It's culture. It's Saturday nights and frozen ponds and dreams of the NHL.

Manitoba has the Winnipeg Jets. Minnesota has the Wild. Both have passionate fanbases, proud traditions, and a shared understanding that hockey matters.

The Proposal:

Rather than rivalry, partnership. Here's what we're envisioning:

Professional Level:

Manitoba
Approved in Cultural Celebrations

State Fair Meets Fête: Celebrating Together

Both Manitoba and Minnesota know how to throw a party. The question isn't whether we'd celebrate—it's how many celebrations we'd have.

Minnesota's Greatest Hits:

  • Minnesota State Fair (late August-early September): 2 million+ visitors, cheese curds, everything on a stick, Miracle of Birth Center
  • Winter Carnival (St. Paul): Ice palaces, parades, embracing the cold
  • Aquatennial (Minneapolis): Summer festival, water-focused

Manitoba's Offerings:

Manitoba
Approved in Natural Resources & Hydro Power

97% Renewable: Manitoba's Gift to the Partnership

This is where Manitoba brings something truly special to the table.

Manitoba Hydro by the Numbers:

  • 97% of electricity generated from renewable sources (primarily hydroelectric)
  • 5,700+ megawatts of generating capacity
  • Among the lowest electricity rates in North America
  • Exports power to Minnesota, Saskatchewan, and Ontario already

Minnesota's Current Energy Mix:

Manitoba
Approved in Taxation Model

Funding a Friendly Future

Let's talk money—specifically, how we'd fund this partnership without anyone feeling like they got a bad deal.

Current Comparison:

Category

Manitoba

Minnesota

Top Income Tax Rate

Manitoba
Approved in Healthcare Integration

A Family That Cares For Each Other

One of the most significant differences between Manitoba and Minnesota isn't geography—it's how we take care of our people when they get sick.

Manitoba operates under Canada's universal healthcare system. When you're ill, you see a doctor. When you need surgery, you get surgery. The bill? Handled. It's not perfect—wait times exist, and rural access remains a challenge—but no Manitoban has ever gone bankrupt because they got cancer.

Manitoba
Approved in Platform Discussions

CHARACTER REFERENCES - In Support of the Adoption Application of the Province of Alberta

PROVINCE OF SASKATCHEWAN

"Land of Living Skies"

Relationship to Applicant: Interdependent Partner / Eastern Neighbor / The One Who Stayed

TO THE HONOURABLE COURT OF KING'S BENCH OF ALBERTA:

I, the Province of Saskatchewan, make this reference freely and without compensation, though I do note that Alberta still owes me for that time in 1947 when their survey team "accidentally" moved three fence posts onto my side of the fourth meridian.

Alberta
Approved in Platform Discussions

EXHIBIT B

ACCESS AGREEMENT

In the Matter of the Adoption of Texas by Alberta

Court File No. 2026-SALBERTA-001

THIS ACCESS AGREEMENT is made as of the 23rd day of January, 2026

BETWEEN:

THE PROVINCE OF ALBERTA (hereinafter "the Custodial Parent" or "Alberta")

AND:

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (hereinafter "the Non-Custodial Parent" or "the USA")

WITH RESPECT TO:

Alberta
Approved in Platform Discussions

EXHIBIT A

EXHIBIT A

AGREEMENT FOR CONSIDERATION

In the Matter of the Adoption of Texas by Alberta

Court File No. 2026-SALBERTA-001

THIS AGREEMENT is made as of the 23rd day of January, 2026

BETWEEN:

THE PROVINCE OF ALBERTA (hereinafter "the Adoptive Parent" or "Alberta")

  • A responsible adult jurisdiction of 120 years
  • Acting through its citizens in good faith and mild exasperation

AND:

Alberta
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