The Arctic is melting. This is bad for many reasons, but one consequence is that suddenly everyone cares about the Arctic.
Russia is planting flags on the seabed. China is calling itself a "near-Arctic state" (it isn't). The United States has been neglecting its Arctic territories for decades. Canada talks a good game but underfunds northern defense.
Meanwhile, the people who actually live in the Arctic — including Yukoners and Alaskans — are watching superpowers argue about who owns their backyard.
The following are character references in support of the adoption of the great state of Minnesota by the Province of Alberta. Or character references that are completely ambivalent to the proposal. Or buried in bureaucratic paperwork. Either way, we are including them.